kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

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damnthatswhack:

You what your dog?

damnthatswhack:

You what your dog?

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obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

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greetings:

people that don’t put cases on their iPhones have the kind of confidence that I need

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deal-breaker:

Welcome to America where everyone is equal except everyone

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vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

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teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

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